The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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Death at will

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!