the power to see through glass

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power to piss lava.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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the power to make toast into bread

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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Balls.

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The power to die and get away with it

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to speak in Braille

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!