The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to see through water

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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The ability to sweat caramel

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!