The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The power to be your self

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to see through windows!

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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Melting

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!