The Power to be aqua man

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The power to create tree sap.

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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the power to see through windows

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to die

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!