the power to toast bread without a toaster

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The power to speak in morse code

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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i like pie.

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power to come up with useless power while you could be doing something literally ANYTHING else

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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The power to see into the present

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to hurt the people you love

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!