The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to troll the Internet.

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to make meringues levitate

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The power to read the TV

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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Poop

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The power to transform into air.

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!