The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to do your homework.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The power to turn wine into water

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!