The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to see the present.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The Power to die at will

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!