the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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Facebook.

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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the power to know what time is not

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!