the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to slip on anything.

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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Melting

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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the ability to shit active helicopters

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!