The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

thumb_up thumb_down -13

The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

thumb_up thumb_down -27

the power to see through windows

thumb_up thumb_down +120

The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

thumb_up thumb_down +114

the power to post pointless superpowers.

thumb_up thumb_down +90

The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

thumb_up thumb_down +90

The power to turn wine into water

thumb_up thumb_down +86

The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

thumb_up thumb_down +50

the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Melting

thumb_up thumb_down -56

The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

thumb_up thumb_down +131

The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

thumb_up thumb_down +115

The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

thumb_up thumb_down +93

The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

thumb_up thumb_down +63

The power to go part way through walls

thumb_up thumb_down +45

The power to see into the present

thumb_up thumb_down +41

the power to smack the hair off someones head.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -13

The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!