The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to transform into air.

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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The power to see through windows

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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the power to see with your eyes open

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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Death at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!