The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to be your self

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!