The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to see through water

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to resist trolling.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to see the present.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!