The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The ability to sweat caramel

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The power to piss lava.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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the power to win the crying game

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!