The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to get thumbs down.

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!