The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to breathe

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to turn into paper

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!