The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to speak Braille.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!