The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The awe-inspiring power of being able to throw up at will while yelling IMMA FIRIN' ME LAZOR.

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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the ability to own a computer without a power cord

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The ability to Hi

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The power to freeze yourself be stripping in the artic

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The power to give you`re own comment a +1 and believe you can hide it from the rest.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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the ability to poop out of someone elses butt.

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The power to switch gender identity

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to make people laugh telling german jokes.

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!