The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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the power to die at will

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The power to die

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The power to die at will

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!