the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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Black power

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black people

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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the power die if you think.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to fart flames

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to take away your power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!