The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power to die and get away with it

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power to float without gravity.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!