to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to read

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to speak in Braille

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the power to fly indoors

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The ability to not finish sen...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!