- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

The power to be wet and not know it.

The power of never finishing what you sta

the power to see through glass

the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

The power to be justin beiber

The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

The power to shapeshift into a worm.

The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

The power to be born.

The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

The power to be socially impenetrive.

The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

The ability to be a successful troll.

The power to make vegetables horny.

the power to give anyone an incurable disease

Pointless Super Powers