the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!