The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to use windows 10.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!