The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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Guys, it's over.

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The power to not have any power.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!