Poop

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The power to die

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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power to orgasm over long distances

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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the power to know what time is not

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!