The power to be 500 feet tall, but walk at the same speed than a normal human.

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The power to fly but only during inclement weather

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The Power to beat a Mairo game

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The power to defecate grass, but only in hot air balloons.

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The power to turn water into gastrointestinal fluids.

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The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

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The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to move an object 0.01mm away from you.

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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the power to kill yourself

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!