The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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Imortality.

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The power to understand irony.

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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The ability to fart into a crowd silently , but in turn shit you pants .

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!