The ability to dissolve your own organs. They don't grow back, either.

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the ability to slap someone with your foot

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the power to be invisable in high school.

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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the power to be able to find you pointless super power post after its been posted to check on popularity

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The power to turn wine into water

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the power to attract bullets.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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the power to make yourself hungry but not get filled up till you eat dragon eggs

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to cum everytime you see a women

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the power to drive a car with no engine

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the power to smell like feet

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the power to speak morse code .

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To survive listening to James Blunt

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to power to do the bird is the word

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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the ability to sing like t-pain without the autotune

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!