The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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the power to nit propely

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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i like pie.

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the power to shit cellulose

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to come up with useless power while you could be doing something literally ANYTHING else

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to speak in morse code

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The power to see into the present

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!