to wash cloths when they are washing

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your balls glow in the dark 6am every day

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The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power to stick peanut butter to the roof of your mouth while wearing dentures

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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the power to eat 3 times the amount of jello that a normal person can

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power to piss rainbows only in torrential downpours.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power that everytime someone sneezes, a living porpoise erupts from your anus.

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the power to attract bullets.

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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the ability to have sex with a sand spur

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The power to live with only one kidney

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!