the power of being republican

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The power live 0.0000001 seconds longer.

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The ability to think the world is flat

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The power to fluently speak all languages of the world but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to make power orgasm on command

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the power of fart helium

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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Super taste, while living in Mexico.

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The power to be a walrus

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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to fly and change shape "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.... a flying sandwich!?!

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The power to have courage to tell hitler that you are jew

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The power to have your brain shut down when you take any type of drug

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!