The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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The power to not have a power.

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The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to manipulate time and space to urinate straight into your bladder, but only if you are extremely dehydrated.

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the power to make body fat go away

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The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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The ability to scratch your balls telepathically.

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to understand myspace

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The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.

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The power to have children at will.

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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!