The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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the ability to shit active helicopters

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!