the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

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The power to understand irony.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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The power to not have a power.

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to manipulate time and space to urinate straight into your bladder, but only if you are extremely dehydrated.

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the power to make body fat go away

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette

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The ability to scratch your balls telepathically.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to understand myspace

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The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!