The power to type in Comic Sans.

the ability to darken darkness

The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

The power of never finishing what you sta

The power to see into the present

The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

The power of Being stupid

The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

The power to die in one second

The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

the power to turn into a dead person

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!