The power to create the superduper best pointless power

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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The power to see through glass

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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The power to turn things in to wood

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to never finish your sente

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to read Sarah Palin's mind

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!