the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you

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The power to turn water into gastrointestinal fluids.

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

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The power to tickle somone with your mind, but only after they heard a funny joke.

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

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The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!