the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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The power to annoy people

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!