The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to change your mind

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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Imortality.

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The power to understand irony.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!