The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to die and get away with it

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The power to learn only at school.

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!