The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

The power to come up with useless power while you could be doing something literally ANYTHING else

You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

the power to tell when someone is in your car

The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

the ability to enjoy school

The power to make light.....with a flashlight

The power to be your self

the power to speak in sign language.

the ability to pee in your own butt.

The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

The ability to Transform into an active grenade

The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

the power to shit shards of glass

the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!