The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The power to shit on command.

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power to write in invisible ink

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!