the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to see through air.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The power to think of a funny power

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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the ability to die without any control

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the power to die....

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The power to speak in morse code

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The power to come second in any race

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!