The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to swim on land

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The power to become a dead ant.

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!