The power to breathe

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power to speak braille

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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the power to die at will

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!