The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The power to go blind at will.

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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Melting

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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Batman

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!