the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power to form a Belgian government

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!